shia-thecannibal-labeouf:
hey! What do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 2000 pounds.
Elton John
(Source: lordfaptaguise)
Dad:I always see you playing on this tumblr site. If you put half as much time into your schoolwork as you did playing on tumblr you'd get into all the college programs you wanted and you'd have straight A's in school. Your mother and I believe in you so much and we know you can do anything that your heart desires as long as you put effort into it. Just open up one of your books and begin studying. Even if you don't do well but you try your hardest your mother and I will still be proud of you just study ok?
Me:ok
Me:*opens up tumblr on iPhone*
